Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Bush to investigate his own incompetence

President Bush announced today that he will investigate the federal response to Katrina, but the White House added that "now is not the time for finger-pointing."

The President will likely form an executive commission to investigate the federal government's response to Katrina. Likely appointees to the commission to find the "real hurricane victim killers" include:
  • O.J. Simpson,
  • Michael Jackson (who has never been accused of killing anyone, but still...)
  • Jon Benet's parents, and
  • Robert Blake.

BTW, why announce an investigation if now is not the time for finger-pointing? If all the White House can do in response to this disaster is to craft a message to limit their own political damage, can they at least come up with a consistent message?

Is it just me or is Harry Connick, Jr. the best nominee to replace FEMA Head Mike Brown??

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